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Cut this Groupon out of your computer screen and give it to your sister. Do you like random humor? Iguana.
Since 2008, Groupon has been helping people go to new restaurants, and not tip on the pre-discounted amount. Experience the thrill of stuff for cheaper than usual everyday. Use today’s Groupon and you’ll be transported through a digital coupon wormhole, to a place where all things you don’t really want to do are free.
Orange. Cement. Pizza. Is it warm in here? Luke Skywalker. I can jump higher than you. Sweater vest.