Today’s Groupon

Coupons are like monopoly money for newspaper readers – I have a pet duck.  Toss me that football through a waterfall of slime with today’s Groupon: $10 for a Groupon Groupon (usually free!) Do you like getting discounts on all kinds things, and reading stuff that’s not that funny at the same time? We are all over that.
Cut this Groupon out of your computer screen and give it to your sister. Do you like random humor? Iguana.

Since 2008, Groupon has been helping people go to new restaurants, and not tip on the pre-discounted amount. Experience the thrill of stuff for cheaper than usual everyday. Use today’s Groupon and you’ll be transported through a digital coupon wormhole, to a place where all things you don’t really want to do are free.

Orange. Cement. Pizza. Is it warm in here? Luke Skywalker. I can jump higher than you. Sweater vest.

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4 Responses to Today’s Groupon

  1. the groupon people were on charlie rose about a week ago or so, and the sceered me. they were wayyyy too into coupons. and coupons scare me. i can’t figure out how to cut one out without ruining the one on the opposite side. and those women who spend negative dollars on groceries due to their coupon’ing? they had serious childhood trauma.

    • eliotjames says:

      hahaha. Well, to be honest, I think Groupon is pretty great. The writing is starting to annoy me though -hence the satire. Good to know they are scary too though 🙂

  2. Josh says:

    I think you know this made me LOL.

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